Sure, one of the most prominent superstars on the planet is trying to take advantage of the most highly publicized break-up of the moment, and a national tragedy was probably used for publicity, but sometimes you just want watch to Rihanna hose down her butt and vagina before pretending she has a penis. And that’s what separates us from the rest of the Internet; we know you better than you know yourself.

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Let’s all take the time to thank Rihanna for giving us a sample of her money shot face. I know I’ll save that image in my mind for later and put it to good use. Anyway here she is still on vacation in France. I hope she never gets back to work.

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OMG! Chris was reportedly caught kissing Rihanna on Sunday July 22 when both pop stars were aboard a yacht of Malaysian billionaire Taek Jho Low! Plus, a source tells HollywoodLife.com EXCLUSIVELY that Chris and Rihanna have been seeing each other for a while now — ‘on the under!’ Read on for all the details!

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Chris Brown and Rihanna were reportedly kissing in “plain sight of other partygoers” while boating in St. Tropez, France on Sunday July 22!

Chris and Rihanna certainly aren’t hiding their alleged affair while on international waters! A source on the yacht of Malaysian billionaire Taek Jho Low says Rihanna and Chris were caught kissing. They added, “It was a very private party on a yacht, so they were not worried.”

And this isn’t the first time that the former lovers have reportedly reconnected while in St. Tropez!

Page Six reported the former couple was spotted on billionaire Yuri Shefler’s $300 million yacht this past weekend, and they spent the whole time talking and reconnecting! “There were clearly sparks flying between [them],” says one eyewitness, adding that “they seemed happy to be together.”

So where are the photos? A source close to Chris tells HollywoodLife.com exclusively that Chris and Rihanna know how to reconnect without getting their photograph taken! Our source says, “I don’t think they’re going to be photographed together. All his boys are tight and we on that sneaking photo s–t and giving it to y’all. We don’t roll like that. It’s one thing to tell you this and that every now and then, but ain’t no photo s–t poppin’ off. I don’t know about Rihanna’s girls and what not, but I’m speaking on Chris’ side. Feel me? It’s not like this s–t is new. It may be new to y’all, but people in the know been knowing they’ve been seeing each other and what not on the under. Because of who they are and their history and s–t, they gotta be extra careful.”

A previous report suggested that Chris was with girlfriend Karrueche Tran all weekend and a reunion with Rihanna would not be possible, but the opposite is true. Yes, Chris was with Karrueche, but our source reveals that that wouldn’t stop Chris from hooking up with Rihanna!

Our source says, “Man, I keep telling you Chris ain’t really concerned about Karrueche’s feelings. She know what time it is and she in line with the s–t. He’s Chris Brown. You think she’s going anywhere? He could f–k in front of her and she wouldn’t say shit. I ain’t saying it’s right or wrong, I’m just saying it is what it is. She’s loving this life at all cost. She’s gangster for that.”

We reached out to Chris’ rep who said, “It’s a lie,” when asked about Chris and Rihanna’s alleged lip-lock.

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